Newlyweds

Newlyweds (a mixed couple)

(mixed couples do require special attention - in this case, we're referring to a non-smoking husband with a smoking wife)

A young couple had been married for only a month. The husband, as always for several years previous while they were dating, continuously pestered his new wife to quit smoking.

One night, after an hour of very passionate sex, she sat up, and lit a cigarette.

He said, "you really should quit smoking".

Frustrated with his pestering, she answered "I really enjoy, and need, a cigarette after we have sex. You should certainly know that by now".

He answered, "I know, but it does stunt your growth".

She asked him if he had ever smoked, and he answered that he never did.

With a big smile, placing her lit Virginia Slim between her lips, then reaching for,holding, and stroking his penis with both hands, she replied with a sultry voice, and with the strongest of eye contact, "so, what is your excuse?"